Why can’t my girlfriend just be cool and buy me a sword for Christmas
I went on Google+ once, ONCE! and immediately it spoils this weeks walking dead for me. life is pain.
Recently rediscovered the joys of my Promarkers. Definitely going to be getting more of these.
today is a 4 donut day. life is pain
I would like a sword. If you can buy me a sword I will let you cut a watermelon in half with it.
Garlic was a great invention
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
my grandma would have slowly been eaten by bugs and the decay of time.